Life As I Know It

tomorroejones-deactivated202209:

undeadnecromancer:

dawnblade:

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

(via bulbiedorf)

scarletrougelipstick:

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

(via yourfriendlyneighbourhoodmari)

algrenion:

algrenion:

algrenion:

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

he stayed like this for like a straight ten seconds

i put it on facebook and one of my best friends just fhkahjlkhaklhjgklhkljhKHKJHKFHSFKJ

(via yourfriendlyneighbourhoodmari)

lyjerria:

no but in all seriousness, don’t force relationships and don’t force friendships. if these things aren’t flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.

(via thefaultinourl0ve)

dykeyphantom:

losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don’t want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.

(via thefaultinourl0ve)

somecutething:

(via damnndaddy)

blueklectic:

cheruib:

u know whats really sexy?? doing the things u love without giving a fuck whether ur good at it or not

….and that’s how we got keyshia cole let’s calm down

klubbhead:

Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

(via star-weather)